Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Controversial Questionaire

It's been a while since I've last posted, but here we are. 

1) Do you have the guts to answer these questions?
Oh my, I might not be ready for this...

2) Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Um no.

3) Abortion: for or against it?
Well not exactly FOR it, but if some chick wants to nip it in the bud then I'm not exactly gonna bomb an abortion clinic just so she can't. 

4) Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Depends on whether or not her name is Sarah Palin

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?
Most definitely.

6) Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
All of our presidents smoked it...

7) Are you for or against premarital sex?
If the other person is ugly, then against.

8) Do you believe in God?
Do I have logic?

9) Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yesm.

10) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
It's not so much the "Hispanics" part as it is the "illegally" part.

11) A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep him?
If she has her own home and a steady job, then why not?

12) Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Eh maybe 19 or 20 like the rest of the world.

13) Should the war in Iraq be called off?
At this point... just hurry up and finish.

14) Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Are we talking about the Dr. Kevorkian "Death Machine" that actually helped terminally ill patients who were going to die very painful deaths and there was no way out of it, or a depressed person? Because those are two veeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyy different things here. 

15) Do you believe in spanking your children?
If they're not doing anything wrong than no, but if they're being little assholes then maybe a paddle should be introduced.

16) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
No but I'd burn the Canadian flag for $200,000

17) Who do you think would make a better president?
Hillary Clinton, or Bill Clinton again for that matter. But better in comparison to who? You need to be more specific here.

18) Do you think Obama will be killed?
Well I don't usually like to think about my presidents being assassinated. Even if they suck. 

19) Should child predators be forced to wear signs identifying themselves?
Since Concentration Camps are seen as inhumane... I guess that's a suitable solution.

20) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If people judge me I might cry.