A Little bit of Me in Your Life

I feel like people out there, if anyone is reading this at all, don't know the real me. Well I've taken one of those annoying Facebook questionaires out of boredom, and I decided I'd share it with you fine people.

Mind you, I did not make the questions, I'm only answering them.

The 3's of Me (haha it kinda rhymes)

Three names I go by:

1. Chris

2. Um... uh.... *snaps fingers* uh... uh... what's your name?

3. I always thought your name was Clark

Three jobs I've had in my life:

1. Bus Boy

2. Cashier

3. "Self-employed"

Three places I have lived (other than here):

1. I do not know what "here" refers to, so I will ignore it. Anyway, Baltimore.

2. Philadelphia

3. That's all. 

Three favorite drinks:

1. Water

2. Soda (very unhealthy, I really shouldn't, but I do anyway)

3. "Adult Beverages"

Three TV shows that I watch:

1. 30 Rock

2. Mad Men

3. Whatever's on when I ask for entertainment

Three places I have been:

1. What the hell kind of question is this? What do you want exciting places or just wherever? Umm... right here?

2. Over there?

3. In my house? This is a stupid question.

Three people who email me regularly:

1. No one uses email anymore

2. Okay that's a lie

3. But I'm not going to answer it anyway, that's MY business

Three of my favorite foods:

1. Free Food

2. Good Food

3. Food that isn't bad

Three of my best friends:

1. People who give me things like money or food

2. People who say I'm really cool

3. People who don't look like Jocelyn Wildenstein

Three things I'm looking forward to:

1. Another unnecessary war (clock's ticking Obama)

2. Plastic surgery without the consequences of looking like a freak

3. Becoming famous and forgetting the little people (ok only PARTIALLY kidding there)

Three things you regret:

1. Not taking that last cupcake

2. Giving that hobo a dollar

3. Accidently kicking that girl in the head at that concert

Well there's a little taste of me. Hope it's enjoyable for you lovely people.